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Vampire Filler?!
Jul 31st
Oh, GROSS!
What the fuck is this Elizabeth Bathory bullshit?
Check out this BIZARRE news report about a brand new plastic surgery procedure known as Vampire Filler, which uses BLOOD to erase wrinkles!
BLEGH! Too weird.
We can’t wait until Jennifer Love Desperate starts promoting this shiz! Lord knows she’ll be clutching her Twilight dolls and calling herself Bella Hewitt Swan while she gets it injected into her face!
This won’t help you find keep a man, bb!
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Quote Of The Day
Jul 31st
“I’m flattered if people say I’m the new Miley, but I’m definitely not trying to be her. I’m just trying to be myself.”
- Selena Gomez tells Now magazine
[Image via WENN.]
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Cover Your Ears! Billy Ray Cyrus Has New Music Coming Out!
Jul 31st
We’re going to assume that Billy Ray Cyrus has been cut-off from his billionaire teenage mogul daughter, Miley.
No way he is going to make more money with this new band then she ever gave him in allowance.
Papa Cyrus is in a new band called Brother Clyde and is all set to release a new album for Walmart’s bargain bins on August 10th.
If you think it is kind of random for Billy’s achey-breaky heart to be part of a band, wait till you hear who else is in it!
In the most random assortment of artists every combine, Billy Ray sings alongside Samantha Maloney (Hole) on drums, Jamie Miller (theSTART and Snot) and Dan Knight on guitar, Dave Henning on bass and rapper King Phaze.
Yep, we haven’t heard of a single one of them either! Probably just how Billy Ray likes it.
The group has a single out, which you can listen to HERE, but we won’t be joining you. We don’t care to have our ears bleed in the middle of the day.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt On The Pussy Prowl!
Jul 31st
Hold up! What about Devon Aoki????
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is riding high right now on the wave known as Inception. The epically successful movie has landed him on the cover of tons of magazines and on every talk show television can handle. This is all good news for him, as girls like to screw guys who are all over TV and the man is looking for some serious tail!
Even though a few weeks ago we heard Joseph was dating model Devon Aoki, sources tell Life and Style he’s still on a pussy hunt. A source says, “He’s been asking out a lot of girls in LA the past few weeks.”
Eh, you are only young once! Might as well enjoy it while you can!
Just remember to be safe! Don’t fall for any grenades!
[Image via WENN.]
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ShamWOW Presents The Lowest Part Of Lindsay Lohan’s Career!
Jul 31st
Oh man! This is so sad, you guys. We barely know what to say!
Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan worked along side such great minds as Tina Fey, Jane Fonda and Chris Pine.
Now, she’s preparing for a lucrative career selling crap to the masses and she has hooked up with the ShamWow guy to do it.
Check out the trailer for the DUMBEST movie we think will ever be written, Underground Comedy, starring LiLo as Lilo. (above)
We can’t watch it again! We got to go! Poor Lindsay!
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